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72 HOUR GIVEAWAY! FIRST KISS - Get this lovely piece of nutty illustration for you or the one you love and so simple to do! Send everyone you can to this link - the most folks who leave a comment at this blog with your name included in the comment (so I can count!) will win! Get sending lovelies! Enjoy!
Yours Truly,
Creepymama

Dollypops and other devious thoughts...

"Where do you come up with this stuff?"
I get this all the time, usually followed by:
"What is wrong with you?"
Along with the family gift of sarcasm, I listen a lot. Yeah, it looks like I'm just staring off into space or that I'm not paying that much attention - it's not that. I swear - you should see the shit that goes on in my head. My current and ex-fellow co-workers would agree that I crack them up - however, at times, I have to put a leash on it. I'm constantly thinking - wouldn't it be funnier if....or what if it looked like....
Then I stroll over the line - and you can hear my evil giggle in the background as I plot what is going to happen to a cartoon I've created or whatnot. Given my childhood diet of Mad magazine, Stephen King and Bloom County(they were a cartoon in the newspapers- you 'member huh?) - I think will make you cringe or at the very least piss your pants laughing.
That is why I cannot wait until you guys read my book. I've been writing steadily, scribbling cartoons - I've chosen a few to send the rough draft to. Question to my readers tho: zombielover - boiled or fried?

Nosepickin' and other hobbies...

This is a drawing and the sewed  up product my sister Olivia did. I am not a sewer by any means. I don't have the patience for it. But I do appreciate the time and skill it does take - as long as I don't have to do it. :)
We decided that we wanted to work together - I would draw the patterns, she would sew them and sell them. Our cosmic yard sale excursion brought us to this point we are at right now.
We have a million ideas and we've been working hard on getting it together - but I wondered - what do you guys want to see? Are there things you'd like to sew on your kids backpack? Your recycle bags? Drop us a comment or leave a rant on all things sewing unfair! You can email us at
projectstockpile@yahoo.com  or click on the picture visit us at etsy.

Strange new things are afoot....

My sister and I love doing stuff together - especially if its crafty. Our different interests in this area seemed completely unrelated until one yard sale, fate and a conversation brought all of it together. Click on the link to see what we have so far - however we will have a lovely surprise in a short while to show you! Check it out...

Thanks everyone!

Pets - Those poor salamanders...

http://creepymama.deviantart.com/#/d3lnulh

Salamander    

Poor salamanders didn’t think they’d be hostages.  There they were, happy little reptiles in grandma’s yard, doing salamandery things like eating bugs and talking about dirt until my fiends dug them up.

“Hey, Mike, the dirt is totally righteous today!”

“Totally dude – WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!”   

Couple of hours later – they find themselves in jar on my kitchen counter abandoned by those same fiends. My niece happened to be over and promptly kidnapped them because she felt sorry for them. I felt sorry for them too – but I wasn’t going out of my way to find them a home and something to eat, I mean, ew….

I know this cartoon has seeming nothing to do with salamanders but I thought, there are more dog people than salamander people and it'll look great on a card. Visit this card at deviantart.com - just click on the picture.

First Kiss

Is it sloppy or does he have bad breath? I can't remember when I last checked my breath when I kissed my husband. With a toddler, it's mostly, *SMACK* "Bye honey! Gotta go!"

I can't even find my gum half the time because some errant teenager, that has the time to worry about his breath, steals my gum. If you'd like to have this wonderfully creepy cartoon on a card, please click on the picture and visit my site!

I did this piece shortly after 9/11. Happy Fourth.