A couple of more twisted nursery rhymes....

Goldilocks and the Three Hairs

She should have chosen truth,

instead of dare.

Now all she has left

is three hairs.

Lesson: Don't play with matches.

Mary had a little Sam

Only his face would show

Everywhere Mary went,

her twin was sure to go.

This one I couldn't get the image out of my head. I'm glad I did. Now you can have it.