Love - Boy Style

Love, the way  boys show it -is usually in the form of headlocks, farting on each other or running and giving their mother a random hug. Beefy, our two year old, wakes up before his brothers.
Me: "Let's wake up the boys, go get 'em!"
Beefy: "Yesh..."
He toddles into Drama's room and delivers an eye poke.
Drama: "MO-OM! He poke -"
Me: "It's still there. Can it. Don't forget to brush your teeth."
Beefy is delighted with his mission, heads to Pottymouth's room. "JAAAAAAA!!!" and crawls up on the bed, all fat baby arms and with the gentleness of a herd of wild buffalo, hugs Pottymouth.
Pottymouth:  "Hey, baby..did you sleep good? Oh, hey Mom. Check out this shi-"
Me:  "Not now, time to get up."
Beefy then heads to Type A's room - barrels in, smacks him on the ass and runs. It must be little brother instinct or something to hit big brother..
Type-A:  "AH!!! MOM!"
Me: "Good morning! Aren't little brothers great?"
Type-A: "Ha.Ha. Mom. Is there coffee?"


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Strange wonderful things...

I'm experiencing strange wonderful things lately with artwork and as my sister says, the universe is telling us something. We've gone to the Farmer's Markets in the past couple of weeks and I hear this at least 5 or 6 times every single time:

"You should write a children's book."

Gee, why didn't I think of that? I just shake my head and keep plugging away. I've been trying to put down everything humanely possible on paper and get it out there for you all to look at. However, some strange little turns and the help of my buddy Margaret, I'm going to be teasing you with book glimpses on our little adventure.
What I find encouraging and thank all of you for doing it (artists are sensitive little souls) is all the comments and the smiles I see from the kids at the markets. Keep it up - encourage your kids to be creative - draw, write, sew, create, create, create!

If you'd like to see more of Creepymama's artwork, please visit her and her sister, Olivia the Dollmaker at :

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For different reasons....

Carrie Clickard

Gris Grimly

Gary A. Lippincott

Eric Orchard

Huge Spears

I love all these artist for different reasons..here's your shout out!

Wanted to share...

I saw this picture and loved her green coat. Actually, I liked the whole color scheme..just had to 

creep it up! Let me know what you guys think, it was something a little new for me. Have a wonderful day! 

If you'd like to see more of Creepymama's artwork, please visit her and her sister, Olivia the Dollmaker at :

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Double life: Secret Agent Artist....

I slither out of bed, before my two year old minion wakes so I can creep to my desk and draw the things I dream of. My secret lair is littered with notes and sketches of my evildoings. How would a hairy ghouly feel? Wiry? Soft? These things flit through my head when I suddenly see a smelly teenager emerge from his room. Quick! Run! Before he asks for a ride somewhere! I am a secret agent of the arts! Not a chauffeur!
I run to my room and get ready (and get the youngest minion ready) to go to my undercover job. As I travel to work, trees and leaves become snarling creatures to avoid, tractors are slow moving dinosaurs as my two-year old screams "BUS!!!CRACKTOR!" He's still working on the 't's. At work, my boss has steam coming out of her ears, my coworkers are in various states of cartoonish glee as my creativity bounds around the inside of my skull. Green skin, fanged teeth and spiders galore! After work and after the evil minions have been feed, I can sit and give in to what the secret agent artist has learned that day...scribbles to be scribbled, the dead to be painted, leading my horrors to come to life.

If you'd like to see more of Creepymama's artwork, please visit her and her sister, Olivia the Dollmaker at :

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What the blog???

Geez, so many people get offended when you drop the f-bomb a few times in a blog. But isn't a blog by definition, an online journal and not just the money-making, job getting, freebie giving away thing it's become now? I am not the best writer, I know that for a fact. But I like to make people laugh and I was feeling a little anti-appliance and wrote the blog. I was trying to turn lemons into a lemonade martini. Because that's the way I was feeling. I won't apologize for it.
And like anything else, if you don't like what's on tv, radio, etc - don't watch, listen or read it. Too fucking bad if you don't like it. What I found really interesting was that my stats went WAY up on that blog. It almost took away the sting of what those two bone-heads wrote in to me. I'm not going to say or quote those two because I'm not going to give them an audience here. However, I feel I should point a few things just so we are clear -

1. Just because I use the word, 'fuck' or 'goddamn' doesn't make me an idiot or a writer who can't write. Never said I was a good/great writer. This is an online journal and I'm using it so you get to know me and my art. The most I hope for is that I spell shit correctly.

2. I like to make it a little interesting. I get tired of those boring blogs that are sanitized for human consumption. Who the hell cares?

3. I used the PMS angle because I am a woman and this is funny to me. If we can get something funny out of our periods besides cramps and tampons, I'm all for it. It's not vulgar (if it is to you, please read line 6)The next time you have a uterus, gentlemen, feel free to comment.


If you'd like to see more of Creepymama's artwork, please visit her and her sister, Olivia the Dollmaker at :
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Sexy Beast

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If not, have more beer. Or some such bullshit my mother told me.

This week has been at a loss with all my appliances issues - I'm finally going to get chance to start all this tonight..I'll be working these next two weeks on the idea of beauty and how I can twist it to fit my creepy little paintings. I've been working on this one painting of mine - doing the research and this little lady popped in my head. She's not the main focus by any means, but it got me thinking of all the things we women do to be beautiful. 

Now, do witches add warts? Do Ogresses apply Eau De Stink? Do Vampires get their teeth sharpened?  

Do you go in to get your creepy weave tangled?  If you'd like to see more of Creepymama's artwork, please visit her and her sister, Olivia the Dollmaker at :

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